Yes, you can.

Catholics are weird.

Maybe that's not what I mean. Maybe I mean "Italians are weird." Or "Bostonians are weird." Or "Have you ever been completely sure that you've spelled the word 'weird' correctly? Because I certainly haven't." Ahem. Anyway. What I want to talk about is the ceremony I saw in the North End of Boston about a week ago. I was down there to celebrate the Fisherman's Feast with some friends, with promises of aroncini the size of my head and a thing Lynn referred to as "the flying of the kid."

The Feast is a celebration of the Holy Mother, and a request for her to bless the local fishermen and help them catch a bunch of fish and return safely from the sea. A worthy enough goal, I suppose. To do this, they have a parade, tape a bunch of money together and present it to a statue of Mary that they carry down the street. And then they fly the kid.

The kid in this case was Diana, who I'm going to say was 11 years old. Diana appeared midway through the parade, dressed in blue, with ribbons taped to her legs. She was about 3 floors up on a fire escape with some cherubim and a woman who may have been her mom, but I don't think she was. After the cherubim recited some elaborate and enthusiastic prayers in Italian, Diana was attached to a clothesline, with one foot strung up behind her to appear more angelic or something. She stood on the railing of the fire escape, and the kindly elderly gentleman on the ground below began to pull on the rope that lifted her off the ground.

Diana knew what she was in for. Being "the kid" is an honor, and she had probably been mentally preparing for a long time for what was about to happen. But that girl was scared out of her fucking mind. Literally every part of her body started to convulse as she left the ground. Just as she passed the point of no return, she yelled "I can't do it!!" And with no hesitation, the entire neighborhood, self included, yelled back at her "YES, YOU CAN." Really, she had no choice. That old guy wasn't stopping for anything. But she held herself together and flew as gracefully as possible to the middle of the street where she was lowered to face the statue of Mary. AND THEN SHE HAD LINES. IN ITALIAN. WHICH SHE NAILED. She said her prayers and the old guy brought her safely back to the fire escape and we walked to the bar. I was too freaked out by what had just happened to scout out aroncini.

This past Saturday I had my first run with my Team. Going into it, I was terrified. I'm not sure why, exactly. I knew how far I had to go, I knew what would happen and what was expected of me. But still, terror. I started running and I was okay. Then I couldn't breathe, so I walked. I did this off and on the whole 2 miles - running until I couldn't and then again when I could. I think I was breathing wrong, honestly. I'll work on that. I reached a point where I wasn't sure where I was, or if I had lost the team. I started wondering what I would do if I had gone off course. Knock on someone's door and admit that I was too fat to find my friends? Wait for my mom to come get me? Maybe I should just sit down before something happens. I was thinking all this as I walked along the side of the road, when behind me I heard a grunt. "I think the stranger behind me is telling me to get out of the way. Or maybe he's announcing his appreciation for my sweet, sweet ass." But then I realized he had actually said something. He said "c'mon." He was encouraging me. I didn't want to let the stranger down, so I started to run again. As I did, I saw other members of my team on their return trip. "COME ON!! YOU GOT THIS!! THE WATER STOP IS RIGHT OVER THIS HILL!! YOU CAN DO IT!!"

And I did.

I am really scared of this whole idea. But I can do it, and afterward I can have aroncini the size of my head.

Yes, I can.

You're doing WHAT??

Okay, here we go.

Firstly, I want you to know that I know how stupid this sounds. I'm not a runner. I'm not an athlete. And I have no real concept of how far 13.1 miles really is or exactly what it takes to run that far. Who in the hell would do such a thing to herself? I guess I would.

It's been a hard few years. I got divorced and had to figure out how to live on my own. I got myself in debt. I had some spectacular romantic failures. I've gained and lost and regained weight. I lost several members of my family, one after a hard-fought battle with cancer. I had a cancer scare of my own. My parents split up, reconciled, split up again and each moved far away. I need a haircut. There have been a lot of things happening that I haven't felt in control of. There are a lot of things happening that are out of my reach. And I know that I can't cure cancer. There's a very good possibility that I won't be able to run this half marathon. But goddamnit, I can try.

I can try because it would make my Aunt Mary proud of me. She had breast cancer for years, and she toughed through it until the very end. I can try for Mikey DiPersio, my sister's best friend, who died at 21 years old after 2 bouts with blood cancer, to thank him for fixing my car stereo all those times. I can do it for myself, to prove that I can, and that some things are within my reach.

So that's what I'm going to do. I'm going to take my limited power and focus it on this race. I won't win it, but I'm going to finish it. I'm going to hurl this lumpy bag I've been living in over the finish line at Walt Disney World on January 8th, 2011. But I need you to help me do it. You can donate through the widget over on the right, there, or through this link - http://pages.teamintraining.org/ma/wdw11/rvanderste. In exchange, I'll keep writing. I'll fill you in on my physical progress, and all the emotional upheaval that I know will come with it.

Here we go.